{"product_id":"rock-paper-scissors-nothing-beats-us-hockey-tshirt","title":"Rock Paper Scissors Nothing Beats Us Hockey T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. But when hockey enters the equation, the rules change. The Rock Paper Scissors Nothing Beats Us Hockey T-Shirt turns the classic playground game into a confident statement for fans who believe their side belongs in a category of its own.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverybody knows how the game works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRock crushes scissors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eScissors cuts paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePaper covers rock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt's a perfect little circle where everything wins against something—and everything can be beaten.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThen hockey pride enters the picture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis first edition in the \u003cb\u003eRock Paper Scissors Hockey T-Shirt Series\u003c\/b\u003e takes that familiar formula and gives it a rink-inspired twist:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRock has a weakness.\u003cbr\u003ePaper has a weakness.\u003cbr\u003eScissors has a weakness.\u003cbr\u003eOur side doesn't.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt's playful, competitive and instantly recognizable without needing a long explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe design is made for the fan who approaches game night with confidence—the person who isn't interested in debating which choice wins the matchup because they've already chosen something better than all three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe current tee is available in \u003cb\u003eOrange and Black\u003c\/b\u003e, with selectable sizes \u003cb\u003eS–2XL\u003c\/b\u003e. It's made using Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and features a side-seamed unisex tailored construction designed for comfort and DTG printing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eRock Paper Scissors hockey-inspired graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eFirst unique concept in the 32-shirt series\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003ePlayful \u003cb\u003eNothing Beats Us\u003c\/b\u003e competitive theme\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eClassic rock-paper-scissors logic reimagined for hockey fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eSolid colours made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eSide-seamed unisex tailored construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eSoft feel with sturdy everyday construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eDesigned specifically for clean, vibrant DTG printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eProduced using eco-friendly processes and materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eAvailable in Orange and Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eSelectable sizes S–2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eFour product images featured on the current listing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Game Has Three Rules. We Added a Fourth.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRock beats scissors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eScissors beats paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePaper beats rock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSimple enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut this shirt isn't really about choosing rock, paper or scissors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt's about refusing to choose any of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe \u003cb\u003eRock Paper Scissors Nothing Beats Us Hockey T-Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e adds an unofficial fourth option to the game—the one that sits above the entire cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThat's what gives this first edition its personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt's less about explaining hockey and more about expressing the confidence that comes with backing your side through every shift, every period and every matchup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThree choices enter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOnly one hockey obsession matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Classic Game Meets Everyday Comfort\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSolid-colour versions of the shirt are made from \u003cb\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/b\u003e. The garment uses side-seamed construction with a tailored unisex fit designed to enhance comfort and body contour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe tee is specifically designed for \u003cb\u003eDirect-to-Garment printing\u003c\/b\u003e, helping the artwork maintain a clean and vibrant appearance. The product specifications also highlight eco-friendly production processes and materials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor care, wash in cold water to help maintain the fabric and graphic, then tumble dry on low or hang dry. 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