{"product_id":"rock-paper-scissors-no-contest-hockey-tshirt","title":"Rock Paper Scissors No Contest Hockey T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRock has power. Scissors have an edge. Paper has the perfect counter. But the Rock Paper Scissors No Contest Hockey T-Shirt introduces something the original game never prepared for—hockey loyalty that refuses to be beaten.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe rules seem airtight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRock crushes scissors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eScissors cuts paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePaper covers rock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRound after round, the advantage keeps changing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eUntil another choice enters the competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis edition of the \u003cb\u003eRock Paper Scissors Hockey T-Shirt Series\u003c\/b\u003e takes a \u003cb\u003eNo Contest\u003c\/b\u003e approach to the classic formula. Instead of asking which of the traditional three choices wins, it makes the argument that none of them belong at the top once hockey pride enters the matchup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRock beats scissors.\u003cbr\u003eScissors beats paper.\u003cbr\u003ePaper beats rock.\u003cbr\u003eNothing beats our side.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThat's the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThat's the challenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAnd that's exactly the attitude this graphic brings to game day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe current shirt is available in \u003cb\u003eHeather Yellow Gold, True Royal and Black\u003c\/b\u003e, with selectable sizes \u003cb\u003eS–2XL\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eRock Paper Scissors hockey-inspired graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eUnique \u003cb\u003eNo Contest\u003c\/b\u003e identity within the 32-shirt collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eCompetitive twist on the classic Rock Paper Scissors formula\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eDesigned for fans who put hockey loyalty above every other option\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eSolid colours made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eHeather fabrics use cotton-polyester blends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eSide-seamed unisex tailored construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eSoft feel with sturdy everyday wearability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eDesigned specifically for clean, vibrant DTG printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eProduced using eco-friendly processes and materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eAvailable in Heather Yellow Gold, True Royal and Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eSelectable sizes S–2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eFive product images featured on the current listing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThree Choices. None of Them Win.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRock Paper Scissors normally works because every choice has exactly one advantage and exactly one weakness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNothing stays undefeated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThat's where this shirt changes the equation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe \u003cb\u003eRock Paper Scissors No Contest Hockey T-Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e imagines hockey pride as the choice sitting outside the traditional game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThrow rock?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThrow paper?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eStill not enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eTry scissors?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSame result.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis edition carries a confident, slightly mischievous personality that separates it from the rest of the collection. 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